A Certain Way of Thinking

teenagerposts:

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

(via humorrelated)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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victor-hugofuckyourself:

microtear:

gaspack:

reactionfaces:

akron-squirrel:

reactionfaces:

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under-the-arch:

under-the-arch:

(via mattandjones)

zootycoon:

(via ruinedchildhood)

latinextra:

teamwinexo:

langsandculture:

latinextra:

latinextra:

latinextra:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

Originally posted by burnhamandtilly

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

(via guy)

nyapping:

beta-tapes:

What would you do if you knew you were dying in your sleep tonight?

(via lubricates)